To set the scene, Gaffa had been in a bike club, & was later joined by D.K.

Anyway whilst D.K. was visiting Gaffa, Para (Gaffa's better 'arf) turned up with a CD. The comment was made (having been discussing the subject already) that part of the cover would make an excellent club logo. Then another comment was made that it would be the perfect club name, & so the seeds were sown for the

FREAKS OF NATURE M.C.A.P.C.

Anyway, word got around the circle of friends about this.
The Crazy Diamonds were having a rally the 2nd Tossing the Slipper

& so arrangements were made for a load of us to be there. 10 of us turned up, those present were as follows :

GAFFA
D K
BONDY BOODLE
PARA
P.C.
PEANUT
FAT BLOKE
ELVIRA
THE JUDGE
BAMBLE

It was a bike rally, we were bikers, we had money & stuff & all weekend & so we did what all good rally go-ers do & proceeded to get drunk.

We got very drunk. We got very very drunk. We got very very very drunk.
In fact we got so drunk that most of us were kidnapped by ALIENS!!!!

Saturday morning arrived & we were badly hungover, having partied 'till the wee hours, & so, like you do at these events, after a good dump & something to eat we picked up from where we had left off the previous night.

The conversation turned to Bike clubs in general & the

FREAKS OF NATURE

In particular & everyone seemed to simultaneously have the idea of forming our club there & then.

& so it happened, the FREAKS OF NATURE M.C.A.P.C. was born. (We had all signed in under that name anyway!)

We held a ceremony which involved each member standing on a mound & pledging their allegiance to the club & agreeing to PARTY whenever called upon to do so while being bashed over the head with the upper half of a plastic empty coke bottle !

(or something like that. Its all very hazy see! Did it really happen? Who

knows? Who cares? What is the meaning of life?

The FREAKS OF NATURE M.C.A.P.C. is the meaning of life !!!)

After the bashing, each member had to lay down on their back with their head downhill & drink a pint through said plastic coke bottle ('cos it was a funnel see , that's why it was cut in half!). This may sound rather tame , but by this time we were all in severe need of a session in a drying out clinic !

We played the silly games & won most of them, some of these were

Mens Tug - O - War

Ladies Tug - O - War

Tossing the Condom (there was no slipper)

Beer Drinking

Eating

Best Club Turnout

Best Engineered Bike

Bondy Boodle won a prize for his bike the lucky sod , it was his first rally & he had only passed his test the day before